Holiday Brochure Jargon
| Jargon | Realistic view |
| lively | overlooking the town market |
| bustling | the locals wouldn't live there |
| quiet | noisy |
| gentle slopes to the beach | full of screaming children |
| deserted beach | the disco can be heard in all bedrooms |
| family hotel | miles away from anywhere |
| simply furnished | there's a sewage outlet pipe nearby |
| out of the town centre | there is a steep climb back up |
| non-stop nightlife | pay ridiculously high prices |
| popular with holiday makers | overlooking the airport runway |
| taste the high life | a sink and a single wardrobe |
| short transfer from the airport | you have to queue for everything |
| close to the town centre | there's nothing to do |